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Xmas madness

Two weeks before Christmas,
So few shopping days more.
Not much time left,
To hit each Big Box store.

The junk stores are busy
With lots of junk seekers.
They need their quick fix,
Just like the tweakers.

They push and they shove,
They scratch and they bite.
It’s Christmas you know,
So get in there and fight!

Back at home stress is high
As the family makes ready
For the arrival of guests
All like dear cousin Eddie.

Tomorrow’s the day
That the in-laws arrive.
The game is then on,
Just who will survive?

The holiday madness
Which had been at seven
Is about to get cranked up
All the way to eleven.