Attention Tuolumne County Residents:
Cat at large!
There has been a cat sighting in Tuolumne county. Please keep children indoors as we are not yet certain the severity of this alert. Rest assured however, the District Attorney’s Office has the situation under control. A local law abiding resident has been prosecuted in criminal court and fluffy the kitten will no longer be found crossing your wooded back yard – that is already home to deer, opossum and other wildlife.
Break out the Cat Nip! Congrats to the DA’s Office for clawing their way (pun intended) to their recent victory of $153 in the infamous “Cat at Large” case. Looks like they won the whole Kit-ten-kaboodle.
Your tax dollars well spent, right?